Quiet Ramblings

Things I must not do at Horwarts

Sat, 05 May 2007 14:06:04 GMT

THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS

I must not put out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.

I must not bring a Magic-8 ball to Divination class.

I must not make fun of Prof. Lupin's 'time of the month'.

I must not set up an underground dueling arena.

I must not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.

I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffinndor tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

I must not pay first years a galleon to pee in Mad-Eye Moody's hip flask.

I must not use the Invisibility Cloak to sneak into the girl's dorm.

I must not ask Prof. Trewlawny where she laid her eggs.

I must not leave shampoo on Prof. Snape's desk with instructions on how to properly wash his hair.

I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

I must not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles".

Seamus Finnegan is not "After Me Lucky Charms"

I will not buy Professor Lupin a flea collar

There is no such thing as an 'Invisibility Thong'

I must not ask Harry Potter who died and made him the boss.

I must not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.

I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.

I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse over the whomping willow.

I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.

I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, i am to assume that i am not allowed to do it.

I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

Putting a snitch in Malfoy's pants really isn't all that funny. Even if it does make him scream like a girl.

I am not to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he'd forget his head if it wasn't attached--thats just cruel.

I should not confess to crimes that happened before I was born, even if I have access to a time turner.

I Will not jump up, Yelling "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order or DA meeting.

I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place”

"Swish and flick" is only a wand movement

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Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:24:49 GMT

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 23:45:46 GMT

just like at school

Get your own valentinr

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:05:07 GMT

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ROFL

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:46:06 GMT

How evil are you?

fun with phones

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 17:17:11 GMT

I thought this was pretty funny, hope you like it.

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it.

A man answered saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number).After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number
again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it,and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer and I'd yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole."

So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some boy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot.

The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later,right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I dialed and someone said, "Hello?"

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called Asshole #1.

"Hello"

"You're an asshole!" (but I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beemer our front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called asshole # 2: "Hello?" he said.

"Hello Asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

Now, I feel better.

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not exactly the best sellers list anymore

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:22:41 GMT

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These are a list of the 50 most significant [to our bottom line] science fiction/fantasy novels, 1953-2002, according to the Science Fiction Book Club. To play the meme, bold the ones you've read, strike-out the ones you hated, italicize those you started but never finished, and underline the ones you loved.

1. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien

2. The Foundation Trilogy, Isaac Asimov

3. Dune, Frank Herbert

4. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlein

5. A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin

6. Neuromancer, William Gibson

7. Childhood's End, Arthur C. Clarke

8. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Philip K. Dick

9. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley

10. Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury

11. The Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe

12. A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr.

13. The Caves of Steel, Isaac Asimov

14. Children of the Atom, Wilmar Shiras

15. Cities in Flight, James Blish

16. The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett

17. Dangerous Visions, edited by Harlan Ellison

18. Deathbird Stories, Harlan Ellison

19. The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester

20. Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany

21. Dragonflight, Anne McCaffrey

22. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card

23. The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, Stephen R. Donaldson

24. The Forever War, Joe Haldeman

25. Gateway, Frederik Pohl

26. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, J.K. Rowling

27. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

28. I Am Legend, Richard Matheson

29. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice

30. The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K. Le Guin

31. Little, Big, John Crowley

32. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny

33. The Man in the High Castle, Philip K. Dick

34. Mission of Gravity, Hal Clement

35. More Than Human, Theodore Sturgeon

36. The Rediscovery of Man, Cordwainer Smith37. On the Beach, Nevil Shute

38. Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke

39. Ringworld, Larry Niven

40. Rogue Moon, Algis Budrys

41. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien

42. Slaughterhouse-5, Kurt Vonnegut

43. Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

44. Stand on Zanzibar, John Brunner

45. The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester

46. Starship Troopers, Robert A. Heinlein

47. Stormbringer, Michael Moorcock

48. The Sword of Shannara, Terry Brooks

49. Timescape, Gregory Benford

50. To Your Scattered Bodies Go, Philip Jose Farmer

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:28:31 GMT

You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.

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Faerie

67%

Dragon

59%

WereWolf

50%

Mermaid

50%

Demon

50%

Angel

50%

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Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:46:30 GMT

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was there ever a doubt?

Fri, 19 May 2006 22:36:00 GMT

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Fri, 05 May 2006 23:33:16 GMT

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weather type

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:43:40 GMT

You Are Sunshine

Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned

You are best known for: your warmth

Your dominant state: connecting

What Type of Weather Are You?

kissing test

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:39:48 GMT

Your Kissing Purity Score: 34% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test

wow, wonder if it worked?

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:04:08 GMT

look ma, i gots a live journal.